24 Jul 2009

Uri Geller - Selling the new program – me and Michael... on GMTV - Bending Spoons and Chewing Gum...

Jessie Wallace and Brian Whoever - on GMTV - selling the The Musical – Stepping Out - Need Viewers – Need Viewers – Ex Z-Lister Soap Actors – Trying to sell tickets their new venture... Life is hard... Life is very hard...

Bill Nighy - Selling new movie on GMTV - G-Force - in 3D - Wow, Hamsters...

Neil and Laura, 2 Actors who ever they are.. on BBC Breakfast TV - Selling new series on ITV – Monday Monday - .We need viewers – please... Don't want them to cancel us after the first season... Think of the Children...

Her Majesty - The Queen - She wasn't there in person on BBC Breakfast, but they were trying very hard to sell tickets to visit Buckingham Palace.. - It is a recession - and we all need cash – next time, I'll be on TV in person.., I promise...

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Uri Geller - Again, this time on ITV's Early Evening News - Still Bending Spoons and Chewing Gum some more... With some tears for added effects..

I wonder who is on the Jonathan Ross Show tonight and what are they plugging:

The Dragons from Dragons Den - Need people 2 watch - It is credit crunch time - Shit, we had more people on BBC2 - Please, please, watch...

Denzil Washington - Selling new film - “the taking of pelham 123” - Good movies sell themselves, other movies need some hardcore help selling... and this one really does... We need new swimming pool to help our fellow man...

Quentin Tarentino - Selling His New Movie - "Inglorious Basterds"..

Aha – 80's pop band - Selling New Album and other stuff..