13 Oct 2009

Its official, there were no spongers yesterday or the day before - I just couldn't be arsed watching TV - however, today is a different matter.

We start with Lynda Bellingham (OXO Women) - getting the ball rolling for her autobiography on Breakfast TV - seeing that her only claim to fame is being the OXO mum in a commercial, and the odd bloody Pantomime appearance every year.. Wow, what an interesting read this will be...

Now I know why people write books - a £250,000.00 deal in the case of Lynda Bellingham... Just Imagine how much they would pay if it was for somebody who is actually a bit famous, or someone who has done something... Its a Funny Old World....

Next, we have Vic Reeves, An unfunny comedian, actor, singer, writer and an artist selling his new Book - an A-Z collection of his artwork with "educational" information in true Vic Reeves' style (shit) - in other words erroneous facts and misleading advice about the universe. 'Vic Reeves' Vast Book of World Knowledge' out now.

Last but not least, we have Leslie Ash - looking more and more like a across between a Fish and the Joker from Batman. She's just got her first job in 5 years, on the award winning show "Casualty",  and is trying her best to stay there - Casualty seems to be a Grave Yard for all those "talented" loser actors - not so long ago, it was "Emmerdale Farm" - you just need see whose there and you'll know what I mean...

And tonight on the Paul O'Grady Show - We have- American Idol winner - Jordin Sparks - Singing a Remake of a 90's Song (Let The Music Play - Shannon) - and trying to sell her new Album and Single. I always think that remakes are an easy cash cow for talentless individuals and winners of these sham, so called "talent", shows...

Gandalf himself Ian McKellen, talking about his new series "The Prisoner" - a remake of the 70's psychedelic, drug induced, pointless, story-less series - the one with BIG Balloons chasing you... He was also hinting at the fourth installment of "Lord of The Rings" - Which is no longer a Trilogy - I think somebody better tell  J. R. R. Tolkien - the new term is Quadrilogy...