04 Sep 2009

And now Ladies and Gentlemen -  Its Friday Night, and its time for the Jonathan Ross Show with :

Jamie Oliver – (Cook, Cock, whatever)... - Selling new book and TV program and the new restaurant...- We all have needs...

Stuart Broad – Cricketer - Selling the Ashes DVD 2009 - Filler – no one knows who he is, but we all need something to fill the void... We are getting ready for the future book and memoires deal.....

Ricky Gervais - The un-funniest person on TV – Selling the new movie – another unfunny effort...- Selling more shit... More of the same...

Mika - New Single – aimed at every Gay person in the world, with the effect of turning Straight Guys to not so Straight Gays... what a lot of shit... - We are Golden - Nobody is buying – spent the money I had, so I had to do this new piece of , BIG IN JAPAN, ....Art....

4 People – 4 Adverts – Why do I pay the BBC TV Licence Fees.