Today's Menu

The Dense Burger - made of some ingredients, including leather, with onions and chicken spice, and held together with cement.

It was, bad, terrible, weird tasting, unpleasant, chewy, yellowish with a repeating after-taste...

I really shudder to think if this was the first Burger ever made by man and it was the de-facto standard by which all other burgers are judged.  I think burgers would not have been as popular..

The above is a random image from the internet, but the original burger was the same colour and shape - but a lot denser...