Why, oh why, oh why, oh why...

The other day I was driving to Stockport, and both the Clutch and Gearbox, on my car, died. and the car can only drive in 2nd gear or reverse...

The good news though, I managed to drive back from Stockport to Bolton (a 25 mile journey), using the motorway, in under 3 hours, and nobody even noticed (it was so busy, speed did not matter).. I was the one in the slow Black Car with a bin liner for a windows - (The window was smashed last week by a drunken bastard)...