The Only Way Is......

Life begins at forty, or does it.. Ever since I turned 40, I seem to get pain in places I never knew existed.... Everything is heading southward. Everything hurts, a hell of a lot, the things that I want smaller, seem to be getting bigger, and the things that I want bigger, seem to be shrinking.

But what can one do, and as they say in Bolton; The Only Way is Sideways. Because, once you're at the bottom, there is no up.