Shorts can only be so short....

Few celebrities start the trend of wearing short shorts and flashing their bits, and now we have the sheep following in droves; doing the same and competing to show more and more...

Don't get me wrong, I love legs, I love women and I love nudity, but keeping a little bit hidden adds to the mystery.

Does my bum look big in these?

Shorts can only be so short, otherwise, it's just porn...