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FIX Factor 2010
I don't know whether its just me, needing my ears syringing, or whether the show was all a total con. I really could not hear what the judges were listening to this year. There were so many duff and so clearly biased decisions, no wonder why everybody thought that show was fixed... Me personally, I had no favorite, but I really wanted Wagner to win, that way nobody would buy the record... Regardless, Simon had other ideas and decided to fix all..
Two of the very worst contestants were Cher & Weasel. They both could not sing, dance, act, cry, or behave for toffees, yet the judges thought that they were great.. And each time I saw either, I could not help but remember the Simpson's episode when Homer becomes an Inventor... And I keep wondering, what setting did they use on Cher's face (My daughter thinks it's set on Skank, me, I think it was just plain Whore setting).
Homer: Now, this next one's for the ladies. How many times have you gals been late for a high-powered business meeting, only to realize you're not wearing make-up?
Marge: That's every woman's nightmare.
Homer: That's why I invented this revolutionary make-up gun. It's for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get ready. Close your eyes, Marge.
[Homer fires the make-up gun, which appears to be a shotgun with some containers of liquid attached, into Marge's face. After the cloud of dust vanishes, she ends up with way too much make-up on, and looking like a Clown]
Homer: Now you're ready for a night on the town. [holds up a mirror]
Marge: [gasps] Homer! You've got it set on "Whore".
Homer: Okay, this time try to keep your nostrils closed.
[Homer points the gun at her, but she pushes it away from her face. A vaguely face-shaped blotch of make-up stains the wall]
Homer: Oh, look what you did. Now I have to go get my cold-cream gun.
Lisa: Dad, women won't like being shot in the face.
Homer: Women will like what I tell them to like!
Homer: Now, this next one's for the ladies. How many times have you gals been late for a high-powered business meeting, only to realize you're not wearing make-up?
Marge: That's every woman's nightmare.
Homer: That's why I invented this revolutionary make-up gun. It's for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get ready. Close your eyes, Marge.
[Homer fires the make-up gun, which appears to be a shotgun with some containers of liquid attached, into Marge's face. After the cloud of dust vanishes, she ends up with way too much make-up on, and looking like a Clown]
Homer: Now you're ready for a night on the town. [holds up a mirror]
Marge: [gasps] Homer! You've got it set on "Whore".
Homer: Okay, this time try to keep your nostrils closed.
[Homer points the gun at her, but she pushes it away from her face. A vaguely face-shaped blotch of make-up stains the wall]
Homer: Oh, look what you did. Now I have to go get my cold-cream gun.
Lisa: Dad, women won't like being shot in the face.
Homer: Women will like what I tell them to like!
Wanted... 1 Soul...
This is another gripe about my NEW, OLD, Car...How hard is it to replace a light bulb on a car, well, on every other car, I'd say very easy. On my new, old, you need to remove half the engine first... Its the little things that make a soul, and this car lacks both, little things or a soul...
Celebrity Coach Trip (Channel 4)... Why?...
You know that things are so very desperate, when the only "Celebrities" you know are the Chuckle Brothers...
My New, New, New Camera...
The other day, my daughter dropped the old digital camera, and the lens got stuck at an awkward angle (it does not go in or out, and all the photos are very blurred). Trying my best to fix the thing was futile (and the little fat fingers did not help), so I bit the bullet and decided to order a NEW Camera.
I decided to go for an expensive, QUALITY, model, instead of the usual cheap shit that I always bought (the quality of the shots is usually not very good on those cameras, they seem to take ages between snaps, and break after 5 minutes, and by the time I count the cost of the other 6 digital cameras that I had, it would have been a lot cheaper, and a lot more enjoyable, to have had a better camera in the first place).
I compared models, manufacturers, prices and outlets, and decided to buy my new, all singing, all dancing, camera from eBay.
Now, here is the dilemma.Buy this from a UK seller or a Hong Kong one (where it's pretty much half the price of the UK based seller's).
After careful deliberation and taking into consideration the import duty, customs and excise hassle, possible postal delays, damage in transit, the possibility of a fake (counterfeit) camera being supplied, international warranty woes, etc., etc... I decided to go for the UK seller, and duly paid him using magic beans and my PayPal account.
Guess what, 2 weeks later, I did get the Camera. It came from China, I'm not sure whether it's the real deal or not, and there is no way to check. I had to pay the Import Duty. And all the things that I was afraid of and dreading, did happen. So the moral of the story is this, buy from a reputable dealer instead, it might cost you a little bit more, but at least, you won't get so very screwed....
I decided to go for an expensive, QUALITY, model, instead of the usual cheap shit that I always bought (the quality of the shots is usually not very good on those cameras, they seem to take ages between snaps, and break after 5 minutes, and by the time I count the cost of the other 6 digital cameras that I had, it would have been a lot cheaper, and a lot more enjoyable, to have had a better camera in the first place).
I compared models, manufacturers, prices and outlets, and decided to buy my new, all singing, all dancing, camera from eBay.
Now, here is the dilemma.Buy this from a UK seller or a Hong Kong one (where it's pretty much half the price of the UK based seller's).
After careful deliberation and taking into consideration the import duty, customs and excise hassle, possible postal delays, damage in transit, the possibility of a fake (counterfeit) camera being supplied, international warranty woes, etc., etc... I decided to go for the UK seller, and duly paid him using magic beans and my PayPal account.
Guess what, 2 weeks later, I did get the Camera. It came from China, I'm not sure whether it's the real deal or not, and there is no way to check. I had to pay the Import Duty. And all the things that I was afraid of and dreading, did happen. So the moral of the story is this, buy from a reputable dealer instead, it might cost you a little bit more, but at least, you won't get so very screwed....
Dinocroc vs. Supergator
It's official, today, I managed to watch the worst movie of all time... Dinocroc vs. Supergator
Youtube Trailer - Enjoy...
All that Glitters; So, which part of the Chicken did that come from?
I went shopping at ASDA yesterday, with my daughter. We passed the FRESH FOOD isle, and saw some "Beautiful Looking" Chicken Nuggets & Coujons (supposedly made with breast meat). My daughter asked if she can have some of these, and I obliged, I also bought the Coujons as well, because they looked good, and they had a special offer, buy 2 for £3.00.
Today we cooked some of these Nuggets for my daughter and Coujons for my son, and I really still can't believe, describe or get over the taste. Just how awful these were, is truly unbelievable, and how can a large supermarket, like ASDA, get away with selling this shit to anybody, because I'm damn sure that it's not fit for human consumption. It's like MRM gone wild, because I can taste more feathers, beak, skin, feet and bird shit in these products than any other sort of meat. They were really, really bad.. The worst ever... The only place for these is the bin...
Today we cooked some of these Nuggets for my daughter and Coujons for my son, and I really still can't believe, describe or get over the taste. Just how awful these were, is truly unbelievable, and how can a large supermarket, like ASDA, get away with selling this shit to anybody, because I'm damn sure that it's not fit for human consumption. It's like MRM gone wild, because I can taste more feathers, beak, skin, feet and bird shit in these products than any other sort of meat. They were really, really bad.. The worst ever... The only place for these is the bin...
I'm sure these Chinese Delicacies Taste Better than the ASDA crap, and even contain more meat
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