The award for the BIGGEST ...

& heaviest pile of shit on the planet

Tests Proved Secure Data Archiving for up to 100 years

Digitally Preserve Videos and Photos

Many of today's storage solutions do not assure the long-term integrity of your photos and videos. Hard drives have moving parts, CDs and DVDs may be scratched and photos fade over time. That's why SanDisk created the SanDisk Memory Vault, the first product from SanDisk engineered to preserve your most important photos, videos, documents, and scanned files for generations* to come.

This device makes it easy to create, organize, and preserve your own memory log with photos and videos. It features no moving parts and is compact for easy storage in a drawer, closet, or laptop bag.

USB Connection for Easy Operation

It's simple to turn your disorganised photo and video files into an archive of your treasured memories for generations to come. The Memory Vault connects directly to your PC via the included USB cable for quick and easy data transfer and saving. Once digitally stored inside the vault, your photos and videos are essentially locked in and protected, yet still easily accessible.

Product and Warranty Information

Memory Vault is compatible with most systems, including Windows XP, Windows Vista, Windows 7, and Mac OS X 10.4 or above. Memory Vault is backed by a limited lifetime warranty.**

**30 years in Germany and regions not recognizing limited lifetime warranty.

Slow
Unreliable
Heavy
Can't Copy To
(Guaranteed to Corrupt All Data)
Can't Read From
Guaranteed for 100 Years
(if you can save anything to it)  
All-in-all - A Big Lump of Shit
(and just as useful)

Not even a good paperweight