The Food Commandments...

[1] Legs and wings are the work of the Devil - Because a Chicken has those, it does not mean that we have to eat them.

[2] DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT under any circumstances add chicken stock of dubious origin to ANY SALAD (EVER) - The same Chicken stock that was out of date 6 months ago, when you first bought it.

[3] Whatever the little person in you head tells you, believe me, it does not work & you really, really, really can't cook.

[4] I really enjoyed sitting on the toilet till 9:00AM this morning with stomach ache, but the good news is I wasn't sick, I just had abdominal cramps and violent diarrhoea...