- PLEASE WAIT.
- OK!
- HELLO; WELCOME TO MCDONALD'S - CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER.
- Can I have 3 Raspberry Flake McFlurrys please
- OK - WHAT TYPE - PLAIN OR RASPBERRY?
- Raspberry
- IS THAT ALL SIR?
- No. - Can I have an Ice-Cream cone please.
- DO YOU WANT A FLAKE WITH THAT?
- Yeah, OK.
- IS THAT ALL SIR?
- Yes
- THAT WILL BE £4.66
- SORRY SIR, BUT WE HAVE NO ICE CREAM - THE MACHINE IS BEING CLEANED AND IT TAKES TIME FOR IT TO BE READY - WOULD YOU LIKE A MILKSHAKE INSTEAD?.
- OK.
- WHAT FLAVOUR?
- Strawberry.
- BANANA MILKSHAKE.
- No, Strawberry Milkshake.
- BANANA MILKSHAKE.
- You don't sell Banana Milkshake!
- SO BANANA MILKSHAKE - THAT WILL BE £11.88.
- NO, IT'S THE MEAL DEAL - THAT WILL BE £9.88.
- It's OK. I don't want anything.
- THAT WILL BE £13.86.
- I really don't want anything.
- SO, IT'S A BANANA MILKSHAKE, MEAL DEAL, THAT WILL BE £10.88.
- I really don't want anything any more (& drove off).
And I can still hear the man from around 1/4mile away with the passengers of the car behind us rolling with laughter.
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