You take a letter or a parcel and instead of them giving you the best price, they start with the highest and expect you to haggle down, followed by a barrage of added value Bullshit..
Is it valuable?
Is it important?
Would you like it signed for?
Would you like it guaranteed signed for?
Would you like it guaranteed next day?
Does it have to be there tomorrow?
Would you like it insured?
What about "War insurance", which is not the same as our "World War insurance", because you never know when war is going to break out.
Terrorism insurance,
What about our "Act of God insurance", which is not the same as our "Flood insurance" or our "Life insurance" insurance...
Are you sure you don't want it signed for?...
And while I'm arguing, the queue behind is getting longer and longer and the people are getting more frustrated by the minute..
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