Emile Heskey, why?

This post has been in my draft folder for ages - time for it to see the light of day:

The man seems to "KILL EVERY GAME" that he plays in, regardless. He just looks so tired all the time, he slows the flow of the game, he seems to sap the energy of all around him.. In his defence, he does produce some OK'ish football every now and then, but the problem is, it's very occasional and.very inconsistent. Somebody even said, "I can't believe Heskey is playing in another team, he's either Bumming (British meaning) the Manager or Blackmailing him".