27 Oct 2009

On BBC Breakfast Today, We have Jo Whoever (she's supposed to be a "Celebrity" of a sort) - She's just been kicked out of Strictly Come Dancing - I really don't know who she is... I'm sure she is another famous for nothing effort...

James May (Top Gear Fame) - Selling his new program - about toys... "Toy Stories" - You can tell he had a rough Night, before appearing on TV - We need viewers please, or else this program will go the same way as the wine one.. Please... He is also selling the new "James May Amazing Brain Training DVD Game" - This will be out in November..

Director "Ang Lee" - Selling his new movie "Taking Woodstock" - For a moment, I thought I was back in the Sixties, watching the original "Star Trek" with Mr. Sulu. The trailer looked good, but as they say in Bolton, good films sell themselves and not the other way..

On the Wright Stuff - Channel 5 - We always have one Sponger on  the Panel - the one on the Left, and today, there is no exception - we have a Mr. Michael Obiora, selling his brand new novel "Black Shoes"..

I'm sure the Nokia Mobile Phone Sudoku Game Version is not that intelligent - it just has a number of set presets and you have to follow them blindly, if there are two or more valid moves / combinations, the game will not accept these as valid, unless you put the number in the exact cell it already has in its memory banks... Stupid, just plain stupid...

On This Morning - ITV - We have Stephen Graham - trying to sell the new DVD "Public Enemies" - Even though the movie wasn't that bad - not many people bothered to watch it in Cinemas, so we need you to buy the DVD, please...

 Actress Jenna whoever, used to be an actress on Emmerdale and now she is in Something Called "Waterloo Road" - I never watched either, and I'm a bit too old to start now - Good new though, she can carve a mean Pumpkin..

And on Loose Women Today - ITV - we have Mr. Aled Jones (The Snowman - Walking in the Air Fame)- selling his new book - "Forty Favourite Hymns" -  and also, his appearance in a Panto-Musical at the Lawry Center - Manchester - Not forgetting his Ultimate Collection CD which is out shortly... Just in time for Christmas..  The sad thing is this, he was not the original singer on "Walking in the Air" - A Mr. "Peter Auty" was - but we know who got the credit.. They used him because they thought he was cute-ish when he was younger  - the problem is he is not cute anymore - so should we buy the things or not.... I have a policy of only buying things from cute people..

And tonight on the Paul O'Grady Show - We have Alan Davies, a not so funny (or good) actor with an annoying curly hair style, I don't know whether its a perm or a perm, selling his new Autobiography - "My Favorite People and Me" - I really don't  like the hair style - that's one reason why I would not buy the book..

Anna Friel and James Dreyfus - Trying to get people to watch the new play - "Breakfast at Tiffany's" - as they said, its the hottest ticket in town - I'm sure it is, the only problem is that there is a waiting list for the Tickets of Zero Days, and I can't wait that long - Like today is Tuesday, and I can still buy tickets for Today's show (well, it is 5:50), and regardless of the promise to see Anna in the Nude, which I would like to see please, the whole thing just stinks of desperation.. Also Anna tried to sell her 2 other movies, whatever and whatever, these will be out soon..

A few weeks ago, during National Poetry Day - there was a ten minute advert on BBC Breakfast, trying to sell us the Poetry CD - Somehow, all these "Washed Out" Celebrities didn't manage to shift many copies of the CD, so today, they had somebody else on the One Show - BBC 1 - trying to sell that CD again - please buy it, think of the Children..

I keep seeing Phil Jupitus (not so funny Comedian) all over the show - every time I turn a channel - He is there trying to sell the new play that he is appearing in "Hairspray" - with photos of him dressed in drag - Sadly the policy of only buying things by cute people applies here, so I will not be watching this - like the majority of people in this country..