15 May 2009

Wain Hemingway - on BBC Breakfast - Selling bloody apartments or whatever on the seaside - Sometimes its so hard to even focus – what a lot of bollocks - is there anything that is not for sale... It is designer...

Rolph Harris - Selling a new book on the same show - How many books can one man do... with a magic digereedoo..

Kajagoogoo – 80's Pop Group - Channel 4 Lunch Time News - The band is back together – Selling tickets to their new forthcoming and highly anticipated gig(s) - They were shit in the 80's, somehow, I don't think they will be any better now... Today must be a very, very, very, very, very slow news day...

Ben Stiller - Jonathan Ross Show - BBC 1 - Selling the new movie - Paying the rent...

EMINEM - Jonathan Ross Show - BBC 1 - Selling his new single and album..- Flying "high as a kite"... It must be something in the water at BBC Television Center... Please don't sue...