Excuse me Sir, but...

I was stopped by the Police while, erratically, driving from Rochdale to Bolton...

Excuse me Sir, but... is there something distracting you?...

Me, trying to push the 16" Pizza Box out of the way, and still munching on a giant delicious piece of pizza, No, No, Officer.

Are you drunk then?

No, No, I'm a teetotaller..

Take care then Sir,

OK

ROCHDALE TO BOLTON TRIP WITH A 16" PIZZA - I will not drive and eat at the same time, unless I have to...