EURO 2012

Sadly, it's not gonna happen... This time next week (or a little bit sooner), the EGOS will be back, with their tails between their legs, blaming ____________ (the Manager / the Heat / the Cold / the Rain / the Snow / the Dry Weather / the Sand / the Salt / the Sun / the Sea / the Sex / the Food / the Water / the Beds / the Water Beds / the Diarrhea / the Ground / the Grass / the Lack of Grass / the Artificial Grass / the Lack of Artificial Grass / the Rooms / the Town / the Scenery / the Fans / the Time / the Date / the Place / the Wags / the Lack of Wags / the Dogs / the Lack of Dogs).

I had this comment in my draft folder since the start of the EURO 2012 football tournament, and I never had a chance to publish this...