Where are the Teletubbies now?

One of today's most pressing issues, on Yahoo, was "Where are the Teletubbies now?" - http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/blog/article/462742/where-are-the-teletubbies-now.html - Well, here is your answer:-


Tinky Winky & Dipsy: Are an item and have been cohabiting for the past 6 and a half years (as Tinky Winky recently revealed in a HELLO magazine interview, "It was love at first sight, and the dipstick like antenna, sealed the deal") - They can be both seen at the local Tesco, stacking shelves & filling freezers. No more living the high life, but according to sources, they have never been happier....

Laa-Laa: Since the show ended, and after 3 years in rehab, concurring her demons & kicking her drink & drugs habit. Laa-Laa has renounced Satan, and after being born-again, has become a Nun and joined a convent in darkest Peru..

Po: Sadly, the same can't be said for Po - She was seduced by the bright lights of the big city, and promises of stardom, by the notorious Columbian drug cartel boss, Chavo Diablo (El. Chavo). And after a failed attempt at transporting 5Kg of pure heroin to the US (est.street value $500,000.00). Po was caught and sentenced to 15 years, hard labour, at the "Sing-Sing Correctional Facility", New York, where she remains till this day....