Posts
The man would sell anything for anybody, regardless of quality or taste... Every Product, recommended by this man, or carries the name of this man, has been shit..
It is obvious that he just puts his name and image on anything, as long as the price is right. And judging by the range of naff products, the price must be really, really cheap.
This rant is not because I don't like the man, it's because I trust him and his judgment, or that is what I keep doing when I buy more and more stuff with his name on, to be later disappointed at the quality, or lack of.
This rant is not because I don't like the man, it's because I trust him and his judgment, or that is what I keep doing when I buy more and more stuff with his name on, to be later disappointed at the quality, or lack of.
Ainsley Harriott
If there's something strange in your pots and pans
Who you gonna call?
Ainsley Harriott!
If you need a face, for a crappy plan
Who you gonna call?
Ainsley Harriott!
What would he not sell?
What would he not sell?
If you're seeing things that pass for food
Who can you call?
Ainsley Harriott!
It looks like shit, and it don't taste good
Oh, who you gonna call?
Ainsley Harriott!
What would he not sell?
What would he not sell?
Who you gonna call?
Ainsley Harriott!
If you're all alone, pick up the phone
And call
Ainsley Harriott!
What would he not sell?
What would he not sell?
I hear it likes the girls
I ain't afraid of no crap
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Who you gonna call?
Ainsley Harriott!
If you've some crap, you want to sell
You'd better call
Ainsley Harriott!
Let me tell you something
Harriott makes me feel good
I ain't afraid of no crap
I ain't afraid of no crap
Don't get caught alone, oh no
Ainsley Harriott!
When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
Ainsley Harriott!
Ow!
Who you gonna call
Ainsley Harriott!
No comments:
Post a Comment