This is a True Story....

Customer rings me with many problems on her PC. I get there, firstly, the printer has stopped working, so she went out and bought a new printer, but this one is not working either...  The second problem was with the Internet Connection (or lack of it), this happened since they bought a new router. And lastly, they needed to share the not working printer, on the a 3 PC office network...

The first problem was because the original printer has run out of paper, and instead of adding some more, the woman decided to go out and buy a new printer, and when that did not work (due to lack of paper, ink, sense and everything else), she phoned me... So I added some paper, and there it was, page, after page, after page, after page of print, all the print jobs from the past 2 days (I didn't bother clearing the print queue)...

The internet problem was due to the fact that the new router had a manual Wireless OFF Switch, you can use that to secure your wireless network when not in use.

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