Wanted - a Socialite

Wanted - a Trainee Socialite - No experience necessary as full training is given - Being Dumb or Blond is advantageous but can be overcome with a box of "Bleach Me Fast" - Ability to handle copious amounts of drugs and alcohol is an advantage. Important to flash boobs, nipples, knickers and the likes, especially when getting in or out of cars, taxis, doors, windows, animals, ships, boats, trains, planes and automobiles. Must have starred in at least one 'Home Made' Porno movie with a proviso for many, many more. These will be released at set intervals to the shocked media. Need to sleep around with anybody and everybody, and generally, just party around, have holidays, sleep about, drink, take drugs, and do it all over again, every day... Having a stupid name helps, but we can always change that by deed poll, and if nobody is interested, then you just have to Tweet some news and photos of yourself every now and then, showing you doing something interesting and spontaneous (other than combustion), preferably in underwear, something like posing or posing in you undies or posing in your birthday suit, while pretending not to notice the camera .. We will pass all details of your movements to the media, and make sure that they are following you where ever and when ever you go - Also, a stupid catch phrase is good, something like 'That's Stupid'...

Rewards :  Non stop TV and Media appearances and coverage - Your own line of Perfumes, Toys, Jewelery and Fashions. A host of exclusive TV deals and shows based around you and your hard knock life... There is also a good chance that you might become an overnight celebrity and an instant Role Model for all young girls out there.